Our 3rd year anniversary is just tomorrow. Well, not exactly 3rd year if u count the period we were separated, and amount of time I was away for the past 1.5years. Nevertheless, its still an occasion to remember.
U know how when memorable dates arrive, one tends to revive the locked memories of the related past? I asked him a pretty stupid question a couple of days ago, the kind you wouldn't expect a less than "perfect" answer for. In other words, a *TRAP* question. By the way, tramatizing victims with *Trap* questions is my other speciality besides whining. HAHA. Cruel, ya?
I asked him if given a chance to re-live the moment 3 years ago, would he still say what he said? Ok, I know this is getting extremely MUSHY and sounds FisHing STUPID to read it out of the blog of someone my age... (Now maybe i should add words like *BLUSHES* to make myself look even more idiotic.). Yes, laugh ur ass off at me. But hey, any girl hopelessly drowned in love has got a few stupid questions to ask, right? I'm like partially drowned, so I'm entitled to at least 1 question, ok. HEHE.
Actually, I was kind of innocently expecting a frank "NO."... As much as u may vigorously shake and eventually dislocate ur head in utter disbelief, I do conduct self-reflections hor. Really!! And I do them frequent enough to know what a terrible girlfriend I make. Hypothetically, I should be extremely pleased with a "YES", but as soon as he made his "perfect" reply, it abruptly struck me what a crafty question that was to begin with. Suddenly felt quite disappointed. Sigh.
I couldn't decide was I more disppointed at my idiotic question or in Baby's reply. Nothing's wrong with his reply, really... But the fact lies that I did asked a trap question, which means he could only have 1 answer. What a miserable 'insight'... Girls... Can u believe them?? When they achieve their desires, they are not happy. When they can't get what they wanted, they are not happy either. What do they want??? So troublesome!
But how can he answer YES? I am such a spoilt and horrible girlfriend! After 3 years, I don't even know that he hates to eat mee-fen. I don't know what he likes either. He's obliged to send me to and fro wherever I go. I help myself to his spending power at free will, no questions asked. I don't cook for him. He carrys my bags. He makes fried rice for me. He pays for my food and my bills. I love to see him yelp in pain while i close my clamps on the pathetic numbers of pits on his face. I can whine like nobody's business and always get my way eventually. I rarely bothers about what pisses him off as long as I fulfill my own interests. I'm never punctual on our dates, and I'm hardly sorry for it. I have strong opinions about his so-called friends. I also love to torture him into shopping with me. And I wouldn't hesitant to bite and chew on his sanity when I'm not happy. I'm troublesome!! And I'm extremely unreasonable!!!!!!
See, there's no reason why Baby can justify a YES! Baby, u should just dump me... Sniff... I'm so UPSET... Now let me go and smash my pea-sized brain at the wall. AHHHhhhhhhhh......!!!!!!!
