Oh my god! This is one of those days where I'm at a total loss on how to react... Because no matter how I react, its gonna be damn evil.... Hahaha!!!!
I can't believe this! Somebody actually picked up the "cow dung" I've left behind! This has got to be the most hilarious day in my life. I will be watching the latest drama in town on free tickets and I know that this is gonna be one FISHing good show!
Why? Because the power of cow dung is limitless! It stinks like hell and does more than just stinking... The smell lingers strong and far... Even elephant dung doesn't stinks half as bad. It stays on and on no matter how many times u wash your hands. And it is so empowering it sucks away all your breath. Worst of all... it sticks!! Dip ur hands into a sticky piece cow dung and guess what u'll get?? A gem maybe? NO! U simply get more cow dung! Moist and sticky, with a new amibition to get all over ur clothes and onto every piece of whatever precious you've ever own.
That someone is gonna have a long hard time with that piece of "cow dung" and I'm not even going to wish her luck! A lesson of cow dung has been well learn, so now I'm just gonna laugh my head off at my unlucky successor aka Both-Eyes-Blind! Maybe her nose is so stuffed up as well that she fantasize that it is a piece of gem? Maybe she's not even gonna realise that it is really a piece of cow dung? Or maybe she rationalize that stickiness to a piece of bubble-gum? Now, at least bubble gum doesn't stinks. Oh no... What a poor girl... But thats.... even better! More drama to watch! Hahahahaha!
My god... Somebody hit me! Fast! Oh I am so wicked! HAHA!
