The draggy EXANS are FINALLY OVER.... It was really BAAADDDDDD. I like to think I'm an optimist sometimes, so NO... I don't wanna talk about it. =)
So... Alot of retail and food therapies had been done, and I'm kinda dreading next month's C.C bill and that weight machine under my bed.
Oh no.
Anyway, below is an entry I wrote a little while ago, when I realised the huge differences between how my friends viewed me and what I really think I am. But I did not post it up back then, 'cos it felt alittle "personal". *Does this lunatic who owns a blog knows what she's saying?*
My life is just so full of self contradictions sometimes. Sigh.
Ok, now back to bed... Enjoy getting to know me. =)
TEN THINGS THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.... (Well, you probably shouldn't either... Bleh.)
ONE. I am more of a man-in-thinking than your typical girl is. I grew up thinking I was a male, until I realised during my pre-schools that a certain lenght was missing. But no, that doesn't converts me a butch.
TWO. If I have my way, I would have been a female chauvinist pig. Guys will do the dishes and look after the kids. I will come home from work and swear at them for the bland meals.
THREE. I swear a lot... Most of the time silently. But if you irritate me bad enough, some will be loud enough to make the nuisance go away. In fact, I'm getting so liberal with it that I'm soon surpassing my "bad influence", and that earns me a painful pinch on the cheeks everytime he hears me. =(
FOUR. I absolutely HATE being touched by strangers, males or females alike. And guys, knowing you for one day doesn't make you my friend, it will only make you a friendly stranger and that doesn't qualifies to putting your hands over my shoulder, around my waist, or anywhere else that it shouldn't be, except on yourself. Any pervert who tries to be funny with me on the trains will either end up very embarrassed or in pain.
FIVE. I am a racist. The good news is, I wasn't born one. 18 months of torture from a particular uncultured race in my twenties had converted me for good. And for the same reasons, I shall also detest Only-Slightly-Successful-Singapore-Middle-Aged-Yayapapaya-Idiots, Rude-Hongkong-Young-Males, certain Stupid-Americans and Lunatic Australians. Tsk Tsk.
SIX. I wonder why everyone thinks I'm "soft", "gentle" or "ladylike". I am not as gentle or soft as you think I am. In fact, I am NOT gentle AT ALL!! I will break your bones and swear at you if you even dare try me. But I generally have good tolerance for good entertainment from childish temperamental ugly brats.
SEVEN. I am NOT a small eater. I detest my daily carbos and sometimes dislike meat. But I do snack like there's no tomorrow, and chocolates are my staple. Boy, you should have seen me eat.
EIGHT. Here's the major misconception about me that I've heard most about. Yes, I do love shopping but I am NOT spendthrift, NOR high maintenance. I've never had any facials, manicures nor pedicures. I do my own nails when I'm not lazy, I pluck my own brows, squeeze my own blackheads, and I do not own more than a Bio-Essence face moisturizer and a BodyShop clay mask. I do not spend more than SGD40 for a dress, or SGD25 for a top. Any branded item you see on me would likely be a gift.
NINE. I love being alone. I probably look sociable but I really am not. It is damn irritating when people expects me to socialize. I'm also very skeptical of marriage. My life goal does not include being a housewife, and I do not crave for a dramatic wedding. I actually hates being in the centre of attention any time, and I do try my best to avoid being in one. *Shuns*
TEN. I learnt ballet for 4 years and piano for 8 years, but know neither of them now. I also hold a HKG status, and yes, I've eaten braised dogs, snakes and love-D chomping down on yummy deep fried squirrels. In fact, in my younger days, while my innocent peers were going gaga over "AWWW SO CUTE... " squirrel sightings, I actually secretly had the word FOOD splattered all over my mind when I saw them. *Winks*
