A certain infamous BITCH-from-Hell really made my headlines today… Opps, am I sorry… Ok, Fine... I’m NOT at all apologetic for my choice of word. She totally deserved the "B"-word and that "H" that follows right after, and guess what? I can totally top that up with another "F".
If there's anything that I should feel sorry about, well, I’m sorry that she’s so good at being such a Queen-Bitch, and I do feel sorry for her child, her husband, her parents, and her entire clan and friends added together too.
Well, you see how much she've pissed me over with her constant nagging and demeaning words. I wonder who look stupider, when common sense questions are replayed over and over again like a broken record. People hardly deem me stupid, so it must be her.
Boy, I truly did enjoyed swearing at her entire clan over and over again. I can only say if Satan is real, her irking total disrespect for people must have granted her convocation as the cream-of-the-crop from his teachings. Oh yah, now it all makes sense where she got her oh-so-fantastic educational record from.
Maybe she’s starved of human affection… Poor pathetic ugly bitch. Maybe I can lend her my loving boyfriend. But wait… I guess as generous and gracious my boyfriend may be, he probably wouldn’t even want her. And again, I really feel sorry for her husband. Poor hen-pecked shrinked-balls.
My friend is right. What you relied on to bring yourself up today, will be what pulls you down tomorrow. If someday she needs help, nobody will bother to go to her. Nah, we wouldn't be so mean to laugh outright at her face then, we'll just hide somewhere, pour a champagne or two and secretly chuckle "Or-Bi-Good".
